*ahem*

I have an announcement to make...

My journal has moved to:

www.deadjournal.com/users/yellowsmurf

SAD , but true...

Sorry my fellow Xangans..

Have a nice day.

"I'm so ronery, so ronery, so ronery and sadry arone. 

Dere's no one, just me onry, sitting on my rittle throne. 

 I wook rearry hard and make up great plans.

But nobody listens, no one understands...

Seems that no one takes me

SER-RI-OUS-REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE..

And so, I'm ronery... a rittle ronery... poor rittle me.

Dere's nobody I can rerate to.

Feel rike a bird in a cage.

It's kind of sirry..but not rearry..

Because it's firring my body with rage!

I'm the smartest, most clever, and physically fit.

But nobody seems to rearize it.

When I change the world maybe they'll notice meeeeeeeeeeeeeee--

Until then I'll just be ronery..

Poor rittle me...

I'm so rone-ryyyyyyy...."

SBU's Chef's Specials' :

1) Mexican ass

2) But nut squash

3) Roast dick

4) Halloween cock

....No joKe.. This was on the menu...

O man, I just had the WORST combination of food:

A belgian waffle topped with:

1) a scoop of ice cream 2) strawberry preserve topping 3) reese's pieces candy 4) cherries 5) oreo cookies 6) rainbow sprinkles 7) whipped cream

Initially, I thought YES!!..this will make is taste absolutely DEE-Li-CiouS. Wrong!!! Sugar coated pieces of shit on my waffle. Never again...no..never again...

ON TOP OF THAT..I had...a vegetable soup where I added a crapload of croutons..forgot it was in there..then when I got around to eating it..it nearly absorbed half of my soup. I removed it, stacked it on top of my unfinished waffle and drank my soup in peace..

THEN, I had a cold powerade to wash that shit down.. *brrrr*

My esophagus and my stomach is coated with sugar.. 

HOT and COLD food don't really mix well...especially ice cream and soup.  I'm currently anticipating a stomachache...it's coming in....

5.......4......3......2............

AAaaaaaaAAAAAaaahhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!